Quarantine Dialogues and Funny Woes
Hubby : Why are you getting angry?
Me : I had sanitized this chair you are dropping food again. Get up and clean it !
Hubby : Sigh! (Cleans chair)
Hubby : Give me some tea.
Me : How many times will I prepare tea?.. You just had it.
Hubby : Sigh!
Hubby : I cannot eat this food everyday.
Me : Eat or go. I don’t have time to make restaurant style food everyday.
Me : Stop touching things unnecessarily after you come from office. I had cleaned the house.
Hubby : Sigh! (Washes hands again)
Me : Why haven’t you taken bath yet?
Go take bath or don’t come home.
Hubby : Sigh! (Goes and takes a bath)
Me : Wash your own plates today, maid will not come.
Hubby : Sigh! ( I will take care of the kid and also change the diaper – please do not make me do this! )
Me – OK, clean the shit.
Hubby – (quietly cleans the shit and takes the child).
Me – I told you to keep the milk covered. Its open and now baby has to drink spoilt milk.
Hubby – Sigh! ( goes and gets milk in the middle of nowhere)
Me – Please download some good movies or series for me. I cannot watch depressing stuff!
Hubby – (downloads Contagion, Special Ops and Virus)
Me – thinking ( its time to remove “Belan” from kitchen )
Quarantine Woes! 
©Rucha SK
How many of you are experiencing this?
PS – some of it is a joke!
Please take it lightly!
Image by Claudio_Scott from Pixabay
She is the owner and founder of Flora Language Solutions, an educational language start up that provides services like training, translations and content writing.
She is proficient in 5 languages which include English, German and Spanish.
She has worked with leading MNCs like Bosch and Steinbach & Partner Executive Consultants for four years before plunging into the start up world.
A brief stint of 2 years in Germany along with some business trips has given her exposure to European market. In 2019 she was the youngest entrepreneur to be awarded the Me Padvidhar Award. Her hobbies are traveling, reading, dancing, meeting new people and listening to folk music.
Writing means expressing purest feelings to her.
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